You'd be a 10!!!

Little Adam was sitting in class one day.
All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.

He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Adam, that is NOT
the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence
correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Adam thinks for a bit, then says,
"You're an eight, but if you would let
me go piss, you'd be a ten!!!"