You Might Be A Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If... You think the last three words of the national anthem is 'start your engines.' You Might Be A Redneck If... Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. You Might Be A Redneck If... If you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year". You Might Be A Redneck If... You think the stock market has fence around it. You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You Might Be A Redneck If... You turn the sprinkler on and tell the kids it's a water park. You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession. You Might Be A Redneck If... In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble. What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? 'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
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